t-painception

when you use the t-pain app to autotune a recording of an already autotuned recording.

hey man! did you here my new song!? i just t-painceptioned the heck outta it!

by SuppaSooWoo October 23, 2011

Depth Perception

Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.

guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.

by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.

I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!

by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011

perceptions purveyor

A mediocre public relations practicioner with average abilities who projects himself/herself as an expert and somehow gets away with it by hiding behind a huge table in a small office.

Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!

Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.

Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.

by El Morbo April 16, 2007

pregception

a baby wthin a baby within a baby

Wow! Viet and Bern are an example of a pregception.

by poopiehead88 August 25, 2011

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

hypo-perception

The unconscious reaction to big failures by reducing the intensity at which the individual perceives life.

After not getting elected to office plus other failures he experienced, including not finding his correct mate, Isitin Jones slid into a state of hypo-perception.

by but for September 21, 2018