Playing With His Pieces

Actually means someone playing chess who is making no prgress towards performing a move, but has come to be a euphamism for masturbation.

I'll stop playing with my pieces when I find a woman."

by Dumbass McGee March 9, 2004

You're all bits and pieces

When someone is disorganized or confused.

Person 1: I misplaced my keys and my wallet!
Person 2: Oh my, you're all bits and pieces today

by notsurmas August 11, 2023

bits and pieces

A man's penis and testes.

It's been 30 years! I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working!

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

PIECES

Pieces is short for masterpiece. it is the utlimate art form in graffiti. it uses painstakingly details and illustrations and usually takes hours or even days to create.

Rock a piece and your the shit.

Pieces badass fuck.

by DigDug March 8, 2004

feces pieces

Small pieces of excrement which look similar to the deification produced by a rabbit or deer. These are generally the same size and shape of the common candy called "Reece's Pieces". This word is also pronounced similarly to the way the name of the candy is pronounced. Sometimes turds can consist of feces pieces that are packed together.

"I just took a huge dump and it was all just a bunch of feces pieces"

by the P.L.K. April 19, 2010

bits and pieces

Collective term for a list of items or things.

'I've got a few bits and pieces to do then i'm going out'

by pete September 19, 2003

puzzle pieces

two insanely attractive and refreshingly hilarious people suited perfectly for one another. plus, puzzle pieces adore PDA.

tyler and meg are puzzle pieces.

by crazycowgirl May 19, 2005