Something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.
computer user 1: I am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: The last time you walked in front of a girl you pissed your pants
by Roguetrick March 3, 2007
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The act of being picked up at the airport luggage terminal. Commonly the driver will be waiting for your arrival, full of complements, and ready to assist you with bags. There is generally no fee involved because it's a friend or transportation service paid for by an admirer.
Go ahead friends, I don't need to take the shuttle over to the $12 a day parking lot because I had Princess Drop Off and now Princess Pickup from the handsome new Dr. I have been dating.
by Caadi D February 24, 2012
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someone who always comes out with sexual comments about anything or anyone also doing weird bizarre things which arent normal
Michael Pickup placing balls on someones shoulder without them knowing they are there.
by theobliviousperson February 1, 2010
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1. Venusian Artist

2. One who can and does successfully meet women and collect phone numbers, go on dates, and eventually has intercourse with his desired females.

3. One who uses psychology and/or sociology in order to get what he wants from the opposite or same sex (depending on his or her sexual preference), and has a large success rate.

4. One who studies and practices the art of Pickup, which includes several different areas of study (including social dynamics, psychology, sociology, body language, etc).

5. Term made extremely popular by Mystery and his show on VH1, which taught "losers" how to talk to women and build their self confidence, and transforming them into "pickup artists". Also made popular beacuse of the book "The Game" written by Neil Strauss which explains his transformation from a "nerdy" writer for Rolling Stone Magazine into an internationally known pickup artist.
If you know how to enter a random group of people and leave with the woman you were going after within that group, you can quite possibly be a pickup artist.
by AJM7593 May 17, 2008
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A play on the word "pickup artist", incorporating the popular slang term Autist. A neck beard, fedora wearer, or any other socially awkward forever-alone type that somehow fancies themselves to be very good with women. Usually using words like "m'lady" and other chivalrous vocabulary pulled from a thesaurus to work their magic. They often lash out at women when this fails, evolving into mras.
That huge guy just asked me if I'd "fancy a drink". I think I found a real pickup autist.
by adman86 June 20, 2014
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A guy who is generally great to be around, he is funny, loud and well mannered.
Grows up in a ruff part of a country but is surprising becasue goes to a private school.
Mostly likely not well off, have little money and complains alot about it.
Hey did you meet Jack today ?
Yeah, he seemed to be Tom Pickup, didnt he?
Yeah he goes to a private school you know?
Yeah of course i know what a Tom Pickup is.
by Maddie handglove wearing February 25, 2010
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The grossest, fattest girls found at the bar. Usually brought home with promises of late night snacks or a king size bed. Almost always kicked out of the house before the guy can see her sober or worse, his buddies.
Man i hate to admit it, but i def had a Munt Pickup last night.
by BERRTY September 12, 2010
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