pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy

Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?

by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008

Pcchips

The worst imaginable motherboard brand you could ever own. Crippled and unstable assembled with selected worst components in the earth.

Your build sucks with that Pcchips mobo you got.

by chudei August 9, 2008

pitching a tent

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.

Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.

by tent picther May 7, 2010

Pinching Off

>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation.

>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.

Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.

Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.

by Ryzarh November 9, 2006

pitching a tent

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

pitchin' in the mirror

Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchin’ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.

Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.

by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019

fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.

After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.

by ur gramma November 29, 2009