Tuvan Phone Call

A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.

From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.

I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.

by Al Benedict April 17, 2010

Cambodian Phone Call

The act of stuffing a phone (on vibrate) in to a male's anus. The other partner then calls said phone while giving head to the male. If truly commited, the female will most likely lick the remaining fecal matter off of the phone upon completion.

"Dude, Taylor gave me a Cambodian Phone Call last night and now my phone smells like shit!"
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."

by Obscene sex positions May 9, 2013

Fake phone call

An easy way to get out of an unwelcome or otherwise uncomfortable conversation.

I don't want to keep hearing about your fucking "two finger la-la with that skank" anymore... "I Gotta go, I've got a fake phone call."

by giantkahuna December 15, 2012

The Phone Call

(noun) Fucking a bitch from behind while she is on the phone with her mother.

"Man, Mary pulled the phone call on Joe last night."
"Yea, Joe told me she was screaming on the phone."

by Chesca natch February 1, 2009

after sex phone call

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

by Jester December 24, 2002

postcoital phone call

Obligatory phone call made the day after a sexual encounter between two people, usually the male to the female.

It's already Monday and I still haven't received the postcoital phone call from Pierre!!!

by Nola70115 January 18, 2009

Reunion phone call

A special phone call made to remember old friends, penfriend, family and other folks.

A call made to remember all the folks you know when it's been a long time since you spoke to them.

Hope - B: Damn, it's been long time since I heard from my family and friends...

Cash hurt: Man, why don't you just make a reunion phone call to get through em...

by M. V Kalum July 3, 2018