A team of 25 homosexuals such as jimmy rollins, ryan howard, chase utley, cole hamels, and shane victorino, that suck dick for the first 161 games of the season and then steal first place from the mets even though the Mets are the far supirrior team. 2007, and 2008 Mets are first place the ENTIRE season and then the undeserving 2nd place phillies try calling themselves first place when in reality the Mets are the real 2006, 2007, and 2008 NL East Champions and 2008 World Champions.
New York Mets. Phillidelphia Phillies.
by Phillies Suck Dick...GO METS!! March 16, 2009
Get the Phillidelphia Phillies mug.Established in 1883, they are known as the biggest losers in MLB who own the title for most losses and for completing the WORST September collapse in 1964 when they had 6.5 lead with 12 games remaining. Their fans are known to be big pussies who enjoy fighting and orgies at their stadium, Shitizen's Bank Park. Being in the city of "brotherly love", players Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard are often seen holding hands in public, which makes Hole Camels very jealous. Currently, their manager is Charlie "Fat Boy" Manuel.
"Hey, the Phillies won their second World Series title."
"ROFLMFAO! THAT'S IT?! WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS!"
"ROFLMFAO! THAT'S IT?! WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS!"
by Phold of 64 December 27, 2008
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someone in the group does something stupid, but hilarious, person then goes phillies, and all tag along
by DevonMN February 20, 2007
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by ivyspoison October 17, 2012
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Get the philtheninja mug.(Noun) A Phillies-Karen is a middle-aged to older woman with the classic soccer mom, suburban look—think stiff shirt-butch haircut, pearl-clutching tendencies, statement earrings, and a superiority complex—who behaves with bratty entitlement and petulance. Unlike other “Karens,” a Phillies-Karen specifically targets or terrorizes kids and vulnerable individuals, often by confiscating items meant for them. She’s the living embodiment of a Grinch at the ballpark: greedily snatching joy (and souvenirs) with theatrical flair.
2. A Phillies-Karen is a Grinch who stole Christmas—but now at any venue or societal event—complete with entitlement, theatrics, and self-importance.
Etymology:
Coined after an infamous incident on September 5, 2025, during a Philadelphia Phillies vs. Miami Marlins game at LoanDepot Park. Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader smashed a home run into the stands, caught by a dad who gave it to his 10-year-old son for his birthday. Enter “Phillies-Karen”: a woman who stormed over, demanded the ball (claiming it was hers), and pressured the father into surrendering it—leaving the boy heartbroken and the crowd outraged. The video went viral, and she instantly became a nationwide symbol of petty entitlement.
2. A Phillies-Karen is a Grinch who stole Christmas—but now at any venue or societal event—complete with entitlement, theatrics, and self-importance.
Etymology:
Coined after an infamous incident on September 5, 2025, during a Philadelphia Phillies vs. Miami Marlins game at LoanDepot Park. Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader smashed a home run into the stands, caught by a dad who gave it to his 10-year-old son for his birthday. Enter “Phillies-Karen”: a woman who stormed over, demanded the ball (claiming it was hers), and pressured the father into surrendering it—leaving the boy heartbroken and the crowd outraged. The video went viral, and she instantly became a nationwide symbol of petty entitlement.
1. “Looked up, and there she was—the proud Phillies Karen, sashaying off with my nephew’s ice cream cone like she’d just discovered buried treasure.”
2. “Grandma morphed into a Phillies Karen at the buffet, scooping all the mashed potatoes into her purse while the kids were stuck with peas.”
3. “If someone aged 55 screeches ‘That is mine dammit!’ while snatching the last slice of cake at a children’s birthday party, you’ve spotted a wild Phillies Karen in her natural habitat.”
4. “A perfect stranger at the store pulled a temporary Phillies Karen move when she confiscated our toddler’s toy and told us to learn how to parent, before realizing it was playtime for the toddlers.”
5. “Beware the high school lunch-time Phillies Karen teacher who swoops in for your pancakes, declares ownership, then waddles off with two plates like an overstuffed raccoon with nothing for anyone else to eat.”
2. “Grandma morphed into a Phillies Karen at the buffet, scooping all the mashed potatoes into her purse while the kids were stuck with peas.”
3. “If someone aged 55 screeches ‘That is mine dammit!’ while snatching the last slice of cake at a children’s birthday party, you’ve spotted a wild Phillies Karen in her natural habitat.”
4. “A perfect stranger at the store pulled a temporary Phillies Karen move when she confiscated our toddler’s toy and told us to learn how to parent, before realizing it was playtime for the toddlers.”
5. “Beware the high school lunch-time Phillies Karen teacher who swoops in for your pancakes, declares ownership, then waddles off with two plates like an overstuffed raccoon with nothing for anyone else to eat.”
by Tonetare2016 September 10, 2025
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