The Philadelphia Eagles are the second best american football team next to the New England Patriots. They are both owned by friends who happen to be Jewish. Both owners met at a camp as youths in the catskill mountain range.
The ultimate goal of the two owners is to pull as much money out of the fans as possible. The winning of championships is secondary to the money that must be made.
Lucky for the owners much of the fans consist of salisman and testemorphs.
The ultimate goal of the two owners is to pull as much money out of the fans as possible. The winning of championships is secondary to the money that must be made.
Lucky for the owners much of the fans consist of salisman and testemorphs.
by A Palumbo September 4, 2007
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by arturo rosas April 28, 2005
Get the Philadelphia Eagles mug.1. The nickname given to the team that does good during the season, and chokes everytime in the playoffs/championships.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.
"Man, the Eagles suck ass. Why do they always gotta pull a Philly Eagles and lose? Why do hicks like the Eagles? That's all you see are rednecks and retards and fat-ass mo'fo hicks at Eagles games thinking their team will actually win a Super Bowl. THE EAGLES SUCK!"
by Dude-y McDudeDude November 21, 2004
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The Philadelphia Eagels suck!
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.
by L August 9, 2007
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