Philza Minecraft

literally the only man ever. It’s Philza Minecraft he needs no explanation.

Philza Minecraft is just so cool

by thebladespotatos December 08, 2022

PHILZA WATCH OUT

You wanted to search up a famous Technoblade quote like me

"PHILZA WATCH OUT!" Technoblade yelled.

by spydyrroyalty May 23, 2021

His name is philza minecraft

and he is quite old

BAhh His name is philza minecraft and he is quite old, he is married to a woman which I find cool, technoblade and a gown in taht gown he doesn't own knives?

by thegg1ord May 10, 2021

Philza mincrafts chat

Dramatic

Philza mincrafts chat is dramatic

by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 15, 2022

Philza

Minecraft YouTuber/Twitch streamer most notable for his hardcore death after 5 years

Baby zombie: I'm about to end this man's whole career

Ph1LzA was slain by Spider

Philza: NOOOO!!!! REALLY?! THAT'S HOW I DIE?! Oh my God, I'm fuckin' stupid! I'm fuckin' stupid! Ohhhh, a baby zombie!

by Tbc77 February 27, 2022

Philza

The oldest man in the universe, even older than the numbers of pie.

-googles oldest man on earth- bro1-YOOOO BRO CHECK THIS OUTTTT-

bro2-WHAT BRO,WOW-

bro1-SHEEEESSSHHH HE NAMED -AHEM-Phillip Watson-BUT NAMED Philza ONLINE AND HES OLDER THAN PIE AND IM TALKING ABOUT THE NUMBERS-

bro2-I detestation mathematics-

bro1-what?OH BUT ANYWAYS HE PLAYS MINECRAFT TOOO-

bro2-NAWW BRUH HE THE CEO OF OLD AND MINECRAFT-

bro1-HES LIVE ON THIS THING CALLED TWITCH-

bro2-OOOOOO LETS SIGN UP-wait...-

bro1-wait what?

bro2-were 12 years old, we need to be 13 to make a account-

bro1-sadge cus no Philza

by KatDraws May 24, 2022

Philza

Philza is the father figure of most of the dsmp fandom so next time you call us fatherless just remember this man.

Philza Is live! It's dadza!

by September 20, 2021