Joe Pham

A disorder in the male reproductive organ, (penis), causing an abnormally small genitalia

I'm so bummed out the doctor said I had a 'Joe Pham'

by Phung Le March 14, 2018

long pham

A smart, intellectual beast that stops at nothing to destroy what comes in her way. Long is a savage, and will kill anybody to become the royal princess.

I wish the princess of my country was long Pham instead of the current boring one.

by TheMexicanPig March 5, 2015

Dirty Pham

As a joke a guy sticks a tool down your plumbers crack. As he walks away pounding his chest in pride you calmly pull it out and wipe it across his upper lip.

Hey this guy put a wrench down my plumbers crack and I pulled a dirty pham on him

by heavybird January 18, 2010

garnet pham

a girl who ussually wants to make deals jacking off and often loses.

like garnet pham says it.. "You messed up person!!"

by ummmburgerrr February 18, 2005

pham

fat ham
chubby vagina
engorged cunt
extra large fanny

dude your pham is showing through your trousers
you definately need to lose weight you have a pham
my pham is itchy
pham on face can suffocate

by chalise June 8, 2009

Joe Pham

Joe Pham is the MOST UGLY and terrible person you will ever meet. His face will make children cry and you will ABSOLUTELY HATE him.

Ugh i have to sit next to Joe Pham in AP Bio

by JdPham07 January 7, 2020

phaM

Trash Juice. not just any trash juice though. nasty, nasty trash juice.

hey, that dude totally just got pham all over him when he tryed to throw that bag of nasty trash in that overfilled dumpster!

by stweezy May 24, 2011