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tom pham

Verb. When for no reason one member of a group of friends refuses to partake in the evenings reasonably entertaining activities for some trivial, almost nonexistent reason. Whether it be im tired, i need a shower, or im on the last boss of god war, they all equally qualify.
Friend 1: ayo wanna chill with us tonight were rollin squad deep

Friend 2: ehhhh maybe idk im kinda tired

Friend 1: dude its friday night come on lets do something

Friend 2 : idk man i needa shower i might just chill at home tonight

Friend 1: Weeeeeeu your pulling a tom pham right now
by haaaack3r July 15, 2010
mugGet the tom phammug.

long pham

A smart, intellectual beast that stops at nothing to destroy what comes in her way. Long is a savage, and will kill anybody to become the royal princess.
I wish the princess of my country was long Pham instead of the current boring one.
by TheMexicanPig March 5, 2015
mugGet the long phammug.

Dirty Pham

As a joke a guy sticks a tool down your plumbers crack. As he walks away pounding his chest in pride you calmly pull it out and wipe it across his upper lip.
Hey this guy put a wrench down my plumbers crack and I pulled a dirty pham on him
by heavybird January 18, 2010
mugGet the Dirty Phammug.

garnet pham

a girl who ussually wants to make deals jacking off and often loses.
like garnet pham says it.. "You messed up person!!"
by ummmburgerrr February 18, 2005
mugGet the garnet phammug.

pham

dude your pham is showing through your trousers
you definately need to lose weight you have a pham
my pham is itchy
pham on face can suffocate
by chalise June 8, 2009
mugGet the phammug.

Joe Pham

Joe Pham is the MOST UGLY and terrible person you will ever meet. His face will make children cry and you will ABSOLUTELY HATE him.
Ugh i have to sit next to Joe Pham in AP Bio
by JdPham07 January 7, 2020
mugGet the Joe Phammug.

phaM

Trash Juice. not just any trash juice though. nasty, nasty trash juice.
hey, that dude totally just got pham all over him when he tryed to throw that bag of nasty trash in that overfilled dumpster!
by stweezy May 24, 2011
mugGet the phaMmug.

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