persons

A word that, contrary to popular belief, is a real word. 'Persons' counts individuals, 'People' is more of a collective noun.

This elevators can carry 10 persons.

by LuckyTrixter October 5, 2009

Personificationrat

When an English teacher makes you focus on techniques while doing story writing.

Omg miss you're such a personificationrat

by Chonky child December 22, 2020

Anthropomorphic Personification

A creature created by imagination, often originally deriving from solar rituals but adapting to fit the times. Examples include Death, the Sandman, the Soul-Cake Duck, the Tooth Fairy...and the Hogfather.

"Says here 'Implied Creation Of Anthropomorphic Personification.' What's that mean?"
"Er...I think Hex has tried to work out the answer."

by Ukulelelike February 1, 2013

The Persistence Method

This method refers to the ability of otherwise unremarkable men to get beautiful women to do random, degrading, naked or otherwise spectacular things by asking them enough times that they lose the ability to say no.

"Why did those two girls walk out of Dan's bedroom?"

"Must have been the Dan Persistence Method"

"Why are there naked pictures of us being sent around our friends - we never get naked when we're drunk?"

"Must have been the Persistence Method"

by SPage September 6, 2013

personship

A person who you do not consider a boyfriend or girlfriend but you enjoy their time (such as sex or hanging out) similar to my person.

I have a personship with Jay because I enjoy their vibe.

by Personship November 10, 2019

Black Persons Dad

Literally nothing

Because black people don’t have dads.

White guy: Hey where’s your dad?

Black guy: I don’t know I’ve never seen him before.
Black Persons Dad

by JustKovah December 11, 2019

"Insert Persons Full Name" Special

When a person continually fucks up at the same thing in the same way so much so that the act of fucking it up becomes known as a Special. When a another person makes the same fuck up as the originator, that act can then be known as "Insert Originators Full Name" Special.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.

e.g of "Insert Persons Full Name" Special.

Alan & Dave driving to another town

Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"

Dave "Now im fucking lost"

Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"

Dave "Shit"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009