Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.
In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.
In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.
Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.
by Freud Wasright November 23, 2022
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Hashtags aren't going to be around forever. They are getting used up. So intro to the %percentag
Hashtags aren't going to be around forever. They are getting used up. So intro to the %percentag
by Dano Hart June 12, 2011
Get the Percentag mug.OMG! There was a large perventage of perverts on that website! They all wanted to take their pants off!
by anc17 February 19, 2011
Get the perventage mug.The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.
A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008
Get the percentometer mug.n. The valedictorians and overachievers. Those that would "bite someone's ear off to get that extra academic inch on God's green earth." AP classes and Key Club govern their life- which preferably is rated at a four-decimal-double-zero or higher at all times. Probably asian- unless if living in the midwest. Then caucasian. Social outcasts. Virginal.
"These kids were the 111-Percentile, and the world around them might as well have been a rainbow of grey. Stressed, sullen, and stricken with grief/brilliance, these academic angels were the bottom rung of society here... Irony personified."
by Robert Akins April 17, 2006
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Allan was a recent groom, and as such he had not learned his persintage catechism. He thought that just "checking out a cute butt" was off the scale, but that has been judged GUILTY-27 for years.
by You rReal Name August 8, 2020
Get the Persintage mug.(n.) A quantitative word describing the single percentage of "assed" force you are emitting when fulfilling a given task. Akin to "half-assed", but much lower in output. ¹
(adj.) Can be used to describe one's low level of desire to complete a task.²
(adj.) Can be used to describe one's low level of desire to complete a task.²
1. She showed her percentassery as she kicked a muffin towards the trash bin in minimal effort to clean.
2. His actions were very percentassery; I could tell that he did not want to be here working today.
2. His actions were very percentassery; I could tell that he did not want to be here working today.
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