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K-poptard

A person / fucking annoying retard who loves k-pop (korean popular music) to death. They know songs by heart by listening to it once or twice and they can often name more than 100 k-pop artists, with their songs.
K-poptard is a mix of the words k-pop, retard, turd and poptart.
K-poptards often group together when left in an unknown environment, or a confined space, where they feel insecure. They then discuss their favourite subject, and by this annoy the shit out of everybody else.
Person 1: Did you hear the new song of Hyuna?
Person 2: Yeah omg, do you mean bubble pop or change?
Person 1: Change is out. Bubble pop of course! Ass dance moves ftw!
Person 2: Bubble bubble bubble pop!
*they sing the song together and do the dance*
Person 3: oh my god shut the fuck up k-poptards!
by SparkleGlitterCakes September 27, 2011
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petarded

family guy's,peter,sufers from this illness.petarded is the name of one of the episodes where peter finds out he is retarded.(I won't tell u the rest,it'll ruin it for u)
you're so petarded.

stop being such a petard.
by Ching January 8, 2006
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Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
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poptard

a kinder, gentlier name for retard
my group is full of poptards
by only one miguel July 20, 2006
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preptard

The most popular girl at school was considered by many to be a preptard.
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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Poptardilisious

You are poptardilisious.
by bkaeinliey March 21, 2010
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Petarded

When your clinically insane friend happens to be named Pete.
I took my friend Pete to the club, and he was thrown out for acting Petarded.
by Rubenderovr April 18, 2018
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