Prentexting

Pretending to text.

No, I'm prentexting :D

by Sierrasaur & Smilez < o < May 29, 2010

Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!

Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!

Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!

by Taenun August 12, 2022

percotexting

Perhaps a step worse than drunk dialing since it's automatically recorded.

I broke some ribs and now my ex-girlfriend is asleep in my bed. I must have been percotexting.

by Rudauth May 17, 2012

Protesting Hillary

Male Masterbation

"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"

by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017

Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

by KEQ October 9, 2017

Prosexting

the act of protesting and sexting simultaneously.

I was prosexting my man friend soon after Trump was elected.

by Brooklyngp February 24, 2019

Protesting

Protesting doesn't really do anything, it's always going to end up being someone other than the protestors in charge at the end of the day, and that person is always going to try and calm them. What's the point? It's a waste of everyone's time and nothing changes.

The people in charge along with everybody who is not in charge and also not part of the protests laugh at protestors. At least everybody not protesting is getting something accomplished that day, or those days (and nights).

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021