joe's penis

Johanna's ultimate inspiration to make passionate love (noun hard bamboola)

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by Ricorico January 28, 2014

Gentleman's Penis

a male penis in which is not too big, yet not to small. It has a nice groom job as well as being std free.

Guy 1- Why does Bart get all puss?
Guy 2- He has what women call gentleman's penis

by neobart March 2, 2010

Zach's penis

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.

I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!

by Godofreeee December 10, 2021

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

by Overweight Vampire September 5, 2011

Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.

I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.

by Raging Consumer July 30, 2016

Athlete’s Penis

Term used to describe the condition of a persons manhood after it has been subjected to a long night of sexual intercourse (usually without a condom), or over-enthusiastic masturbation. Normally red, throbbing and sore to the touch.

Oli: Did you have a good time with that slut last night then?
Mark: Yeah but my dick is so sore today.
Oli: Chlamydia?
Mark: Nah mate probs just a severe case of athlete’s penis.

by Neddie Walker November 14, 2011

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018