A massively overrated football (soccer) player from Portugal who bottles and ghosts in big games but excels at scoring penalties against bottom table teams.
Hey, did Juventus win that game against Crotone last night?
- Yeah Bottlertiano Penaldo stepped up and scored the penalty Chiesa won for the team
- Yeah Bottlertiano Penaldo stepped up and scored the penalty Chiesa won for the team
by JMVLM May 7, 2021
Get the Bottlertiano Penaldo mug.Messi’s cheap dog, and sniff cocaine when in the box. He now statpads in Arab league or Discovering new countries such as Luxembourg or Faroe Island (idk how he got into the national team but obviously the manager is fanboy)
Fanboy checks at ESPN FC YouTube community post about Portugal vs Luxembourg
“Wow, he scores two goal and one of them with a free kick. Truly a goat 🇵🇹🐐”
Man with Logic
“Damn this man still statpads and scores against lower teams, Penaldo truly finished 😂😂😂”
“Wow, he scores two goal and one of them with a free kick. Truly a goat 🇵🇹🐐”
Man with Logic
“Damn this man still statpads and scores against lower teams, Penaldo truly finished 😂😂😂”
by ြြြ March 28, 2023
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A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.
Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)
by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023
Get the Penaldo mug.Penaldo is a washed up 37-year-old penalty merchant who sits on the bench for Penchester United and wastes time, money and space. He has 700 goals, all from penalties and he also has 5 chilpens. He is truly finished.
Man: Your Grandpa has done a Penaldo
Boy: He's Dead?
Man: No he sits on a bench all day and pretends to be something he's not
Boy: He's Dead?
Man: No he sits on a bench all day and pretends to be something he's not
by 37yearoldfinishedtapinpenaldo October 12, 2022
Get the Penaldo mug.Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
by MeltedY September 3, 2023
Get the Pristiano Penaldo mug.A certain ghost from the streets of Saudi Arabia and currently ghosts in Al kebab league. He loves to statpad against small countries like Lichtenstein and Luxembourg. Penalties he loves the most.
Words associated with Penaldo: Pendu, Penaldogs, Penal tea, Georgina, Statpad, ghost, Portugal, tap ins, camel
Words associated with Penaldo: Pendu, Penaldogs, Penal tea, Georgina, Statpad, ghost, Portugal, tap ins, camel
by Pendu ghost👻 July 7, 2023
Get the Penaldo mug.Once upon a time a ghost was seen roaming the lands of Lithuania, Faroe Island, Luxembourg, Ireland and more low ranked teams and countries. The ghost's name was Penaldo, aka Tapinaldo, aka Benchnaldo. This ghost was special. He is known for only scoring penalties. The population of the countries mentioned above claimed to see Penaldo the Ghost stealing pens, short for penalties. He lives by penalties and only penalties. It's like a drug to him. He lives under the GOAT's shadow, Leonel Messi. When Penaldo's fans saw Messi win the world cup, they said: >>PENALTY FOR ARGENTINA.<< But little did they know Penaldo and his finished Portugal lost to Morocco and took the airport home. Thus the the famous sentence Airport for Portugal came from.
To summarize, Penaldo is finished.
To summarize, Penaldo is finished.
The son: Father, there's a ghost in my wardrobe!
The father: Don't worry, my son, It's only Penaldo. Lucky you don't have pens in your room. It's his drug.
The artist said, >>I have penaldo this race!<<
Meaning, I have finished this race.
The father: Don't worry, my son, It's only Penaldo. Lucky you don't have pens in your room. It's his drug.
The artist said, >>I have penaldo this race!<<
Meaning, I have finished this race.
by los patrones May 17, 2023
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