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PEMDAS

Perverted Evil Man Dad Association Society
or
Perverted Evil Monkeys Dicking with Assholes and Sluts
#1
1: Did you go to the PEMDAS public speaking?
2: Yeah, it was like an orgy in there.

#2
Dude, my ass is sore. the PEMDAS attacked last night.
by Chinchila546 April 13, 2015
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PEMDAS

Please

Excuse
My

Dope

Ass
Swag
I play basketball, PEMDAS
by AriW March 13, 2014
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PEMDAS

Mark: Dude, you were supposed to eat my ass last night, where did you go?
Gabe: Sorry but you're my cousin, PEMDAS already
by Theoriginaldumbguy November 24, 2018
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PEMDAS

A retarded way of saying the mathematical term "BODMAS" PEMDAS means Parenthesis Exponents Multiplaction Division Addition Subtraction, compared to the much simpler Backets Ordering Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction.
Whilst explaining BODMAS, the stuck up autismo in the class argued with the teacher that the long taught mathmatical term BODMAS was actually PEMDAS, before i cut in and explained that BODMAS makes perfect sence and that they shouldn't try to fix what isn't broken.
by Goose McBruce December 3, 2016
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Pemdas

P- please
E- excuse
M- My
D- dope
A- ass
S-swag
All of u all need to Pemdas
by Ajamaamamaj July 12, 2015
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PEMDAS

When a bad thing happens but something equally good happens after they cancel each other out, pemdas.
Me: I absolutely failed that exam and my grade is failing.

Bestie: what if we get margaritas and forget about it? Pemdas they cancel out!
by ifkyk November 5, 2023
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PEMDAS

Sarcastically describing a situation that makes no sense.
“The price tag says $3 instead of $4.50, that makes sense.”
“Yeah totally, PEMDAS.”
by Jen..1 March 18, 2019
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