The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)
Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
by J-Breeze August 12, 2006
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Someone who dresses fresh and dances exclusively for LG's and Sebastian Sadan. Can also be used to describe someone who is "camera shy."
Guy 1: "Who's that guy flirting with Seb?"
Guy 2: "Just another Pedrofile."
Guy 1: "Oh, that explains why he has such a huge boner for Seb."
Guy 2: "Just another Pedrofile."
Guy 1: "Oh, that explains why he has such a huge boner for Seb."
by Codyodyo January 15, 2011
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Get the Pedro mug.Pedro's Army is a group of people who met on Tumblr after reading a Starship fanfiction named Learning to Dance. Members of Pedro's Army are often seen hanging out on their TinyChat and talking about LTD.
'hey, did you read Karri's new chapter?'
'OHMYGOD, MY TEARS!'
'Are you coming to the Pedro's Army Tinychat?'
'I'LL BE THERE JUST AS SOON AS I'VE FINISHED CRYING OVER THIS CHAPTER!'
'OHMYGOD, MY TEARS!'
'Are you coming to the Pedro's Army Tinychat?'
'I'LL BE THERE JUST AS SOON AS I'VE FINISHED CRYING OVER THIS CHAPTER!'
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