pecker

slang for dick

Man Jed has a massive pecker

by Jerrythepedofile June 18, 2021

pecker

adj: Peckered - Something whick is broken and not working

verb: to pecker - to mess up or spoil.
Often used by chavs in the Birmingham area

"nahh, its bare peckered innit" - meaning "oh, its broken/spoilt etc."

by Aston Villa Fan December 11, 2005

peckeritis

The small penis syndrome.

Dear god bob you should see a doctor about your peckeritis!

by KeVbRoWnSoUnD July 06, 2005

The Pecker

A process in which you take one hand and repeatedly peck a girl's butthole only using your five fingers in a beak-like configuration. After a couple seconds you proceed to peck her face with the same fingers you just used on her butthole. Then you tell her to get the fuck out of your rack. The whole process must be done in a timely fashion, preferably under 60 seconds.

"That one girl hasn't come back since I gave her The Pecker last year."

by LemonSnider February 10, 2014

pecker

Big dick

you saw that pecker over there yo?

by Pseudnymian September 13, 2013

pecker

a pecker is the smallest of all cocks dean close has a pecker

dean i can see your pecker hanging out

by bob September 05, 2004

peckering

An act of fornication; to give or receive sexual stimulation with a pecker.

What that girl needs is a good peckering.

Tom knows how to give an enjoyable peckering.

They've been in there peckering all night.

by Vercingetorix_Redux December 29, 2010