peisexual

a person with a sexual attraction to penguins

A peisexual: "Why am I feeling horny now? Must be the penguin"

by Not_Pei6263 December 13, 2022

Polisexual

A person sexually attracted to poligons

Jimmy the polisexual:"i am polisexual"
Joe the straight:"so thats why your favourite game is minecraft!"

by Talloranisnotgay June 6, 2021

penisexual

when you get that boner in the middle of something because youre staring at that hot dude with a 50 incher and hes staring at you with that fat juicy ass

Damn bro i think im penisexual

by Cedrick highsmith April 29, 2022

pisexual

this is when you are turned on by sexual activities between 22of one sex and 7 of the other, or any other 2 numbers that when divided by eachother form pi. this is from a film or something, but i cant remember.

Male 1: i got a new "film" foryou to borrow
Male 2:Really? whats it about, pisex?
Male 1:yes it is
Male 2:oooo gimme gimme gimme
Male 1:i wish i was pisexual

by ddjjhh April 15, 2007

Potsexual

Someone who has a sexual desire for weed.

Bobby looked at Danielle and said, "I'm sorry Danielle, I can't be with you. I'm potsexual."

by Oh daddy! June 14, 2018

publisexual

A person (usually a man) working in the publishing industry who is OBVIOUSLY gay, but who talks incessantly about his wife and kids.

Girl: I think Brad is SO cute.
Guy: You know he's totally gay, don't you?
Girl: No he's not. He has a wife and 2 kids.
Guy: They're just a beard. He's totally publisexual.

by Jimperfect June 2, 2009

poopsexuality

N. When someone is obsessed with poop, and takes it to his/her sexual relations. This may result in anything from poopsex, to other wierd things such a scatsex.

"Hey mom, I'm roadkill!"

by Jer March 29, 2005