Maury Povich

A sexist who hosts a talk show and only takes the sides of women on his fake talk show.

Maury Povich

Maury: this is Cindy. She has throat and breast cancer.
Audience: Awwwwwwww....
Maury: Cindy suspects that her husband Mark is cheating on her because she found scratches on his back
Audience: ooo..
Maury: So what did he say when you found the scratches?
Cindy: The dog went crazy! Maury (Yelling at the screen) I know mark is cheating and when the lie detector proves that he's cheating he's gonna get all his stuff out my house!!!
Audience: HAHAHA...yeah (audience claps).
Maury: Allright here's mark. come on out.
Audience: BOOOOOO!
Cindy: Mark! I know you're cheating!
Maury: So Mark the dog did give you the marks on your back?
Mark: Yes is was the dog. Cindy needs to stop all these accusations.
Cindy: I got proof mark we is gonna see stupid.
Maury: Mark we gave you a lie detector test. here are the results...Mark we asked if you cheated while your wife was at work you said no and the lie detector test said that was a lie in fact it said you cheated with more than 50 women.
Audience:BOOOOOOO
Cindy: More than 50 women? I trusted you Mark. You are Out the door!
Mark: that test is wrong. It's wrong.
Maury: Ralph is it true that he has cheated?
Ralph: yes (Eating hotdog) he (chewing) has cheated with more than 50 women. Ahh too much mustard.
Maury: O.K. thank you. Go finish your hotdog. We'll be right back.
Don't Seem Right:

In the beginning it says that Cindy has throat cancer. So how is she yelling at the screen?

In the middle of the story cindy talks about how she knows that mark is cheating (how she knows that Mark is cheating). So why is Cindy on the Maury show if she knows that Mark is cheating?

How can a Lie Detector determine the number of women Mark has slept with? A Lie Detector test detects lies. Unless the Maury Show has a state-of-the-art brand new Lie Detector test.

by qqscwdcqdv June 5, 2008

Papichi

A hot guy who's got it going on. Similar to the slang "daddy".

"Hey, Who's that Papichi over there?"
Yeah he's hot, we call him Llullo.

by mamichiagain:) December 27, 2010

Papichula

1. A very well dressed man who is often seen with many women surrounding him.

2. A man who sells only the finest ganja in the land.

1. Papichula over there can't keep the ladies off of him, it must be hes lavish clothing.

2. Hey Papichula, let me get some of that good good.

by Johnson, Earl...... April 16, 2013

maury povich

When two males engage in sexual activity with a female, and they both bust nuts inside of her. Then when the slut err ... female, realizes she's pregnant she won't know who the baby daddy is.

Man, me and my boy Maury Poviched that hoe, and now she don't know which one of us is the baby's daddy

by Clark Kent, Jr January 7, 2008

pavithran

Smartest, kindest, and good at everything especially chess and games he is the master of card games and always has friends that have names which start with Am, Ad or S

Dang How did ya beat me in UNO Pavithran.

by IPLAYFIVENITEATMINECRAFTJAIL November 11, 2018

palicho

to skeet into someones eye.

i gave my girl a palicho last night. it was awesome.

by dilbaid10 April 25, 2009

Poviching

An aggressive and annoying style of argument (based on the majority of arguments that occur on the Maury Povich TV show), in which an individual repeats the same phrase over and over. Meant to simply frustrate the opponent into giving up his/her argument.

Person A: "I really think you just need to look at the facts again... If you did, I think you would change your mi..."
Person B (interrupting): "KISS MY ASS! KISS MY ASS! KISS MY ASS!"
Person A: "Just listen to what I'm sayi..."
Person B: "KISS MY ASS! KISSSSS MY ASS!"
Person A leaves.

Person C: "Man, Person B is an expert in poviching."

by FigurinItAllOut February 4, 2010