putzenfagel

someone who just doesnt get anything

ok right click your mouse, no the other button you putzenfagel

by Doctor Moor October 23, 2008

Pautotivious

An adjective describing a person that works subconsciously/or without noticing that they are working, like an android.

Manager: Carl is our best employee, he is very pautotivious.

by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

Nick Patzner

Nick Patzner is basically the biggest pussy in the whole school. His parents didn't love him as much as his older brother (who actually accomplished things in high school) so Nick seems to be pretty fucked up still. He spends his time trying to roast everyone in his sight, but deep down we all know he looks like a holocaust survivor. If everyone in the school could vote to beat the shit out of one person, it would be this pussy. Fuck “KiD dRiP”

Hey is that Nick Patzner? He was talking mad shit but i could definitely sleep his ass lmao

by NickHolocaustUglyAss October 25, 2019

Pulling a New Paltz

When you drive a few hours to your ex girlfriend’s college in hopes of rekindling your relationship but get the cops called on you instead.

Person 1: I’m so upset she called the cops on me…
Person 2: That’s what you get for Pulling a New Paltz, bro!
Person 1: But I brought her flowers!

by XxX_yolomaster420blazeit_XxX April 13, 2023

putzing

fooling around aimlessly
messing around or about
tooling around

You can go in there, Bubba is just putzing around with the computer.

If it wasn't for all the putzing, stuff would get done around here.

by anystupidassname July 20, 2007

putz life

Slang Yiddish reference describing the qualitatively sad existence of a person who just hangs out and does nothing all day long.

That ganja smoking, champagne guzzling trust fund baby is clearly living the diamond-studded putz life.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2019

pauzol

A sexy man

Yo I bet that guy is pauzol

by Jeybriski August 28, 2021