Patrik Laine

Patrik Laine is this guy who plays ice hockey and looks kinda like he plays ice hockey.

Look, Patrik Laine has beautiful blonde eyes and blue hair, I want to touch him!

by MunaTheMusical2 May 17, 2017

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Patriks’s, are mostly quite and keep to themselves takes things out in other people who are heartless and acts like they don’t care when they do and can’t show emotions

person 1: “do you know patriks”
person 2 “ye he keeps to himself”

by sally798777 May 28, 2023

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most annoying and fat person to exist. he asks his mom out and to give him a blowjob but she rejects him cause his fat ass has a smaller penis then a ribosome

girl 1 " hey did you hear about the lazy and annoying guy?"
girl 2 " who? patrik"

by nuggabugga October 18, 2022

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Petrik is the definition of a cock sucking loser who like to fuck little kids. he also like following people to there house, don't go near this guy if you want to be bashed.

patrik is walking down the street with a child oh what should we do

by pahntomof faven65434 August 07, 2022

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