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Patrik Laine

Patrik Laine is this guy who plays ice hockey and looks kinda like he plays ice hockey.
Look, Patrik Laine has beautiful blonde eyes and blue hair, I want to touch him!
by MunaTheMusical2 May 17, 2017
mugGet the Patrik Lainemug.

Patrik

Patrik the guy from sponge Bob is gay
He's just gay 🤣 Patrik the guy from sponge Bob is gay
mugGet the Patrikmug.

Patrik

Very cutie (UWU) very long dick, with small balls.
You see this guy must be a Patrik
by Paco Melone May 13, 2022
mugGet the Patrikmug.

Patrik

most annoying and fat person to exist. he asks his mom out and to give him a blowjob but she rejects him cause his fat ass has a smaller penis then a ribosome
girl 1 " hey did you hear about the lazy and annoying guy?"
girl 2 " who? patrik"
by nuggabugga October 18, 2022
mugGet the Patrikmug.

Patrik

A really cute, smart, nice guy that would do anything to make you happy. You can never lie to him. His gorgeous eyes will make your heart melt and every time you want to talk to him, it just melts you. When it comes to relationships, he is the best guy to be with. He will make you giggle when you're feeling down, giggle even if you're happy, and just anything to see you happy. His hugs are so comforting and make you feel safe.
Patrik is a good guy
by YUMMY CHLORINE☺️ November 21, 2021
mugGet the Patrikmug.

Patrik

Patrik is a guy who slept with your mum
Patrik have a big cock
by Ahmed alah November 22, 2021
mugGet the Patrikmug.

Pablo & Patrik

Pablo & Patrik are an absolute menace to society.
If you know them you are in danger, they will fuck yo momma.

Infinite drip acquired.

Stay mad.
Dude these two kids menaced me!

Must have been Pablo & Patrik.
by NANJING November 22, 2021
mugGet the Pablo & Patrikmug.

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