parp peril

That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home

I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet April 5, 2014

Parp-Bot

1: A robot created by me and some buddies to follow the rules of parp. See also parp

1: Is aan example really needed here??

by g28401 September 16, 2005

parp yarn

Spinning a long tale of bullcrap from yer arse.

That's just a bunch of parp yarn!

by parpyarn June 18, 2009

giga-parp

A parp which is so epic, so explosive, so traumatic and so voluminously productive that:
1) The person who produced it may suffer from loss of consciousness, rectal prolapse, bleeding hemorrhoids and ruined underwear.
2) Those in the immediate vicinity may suffer from nausea, vomiting, and light headedness.
3) There is typically a very large, brown mess left behind due to the volume of intestinal gas released and the violence with which it was ejected.

"Dude I was chillin over at Steves house man, and this other dude walked by, and he straight busted out a giga-parp right by my face. Man that shit was nasty, I felt the wind hit my face and blew chunks right off, but that dude passed out yo and he had shit running out his pants. Everyone in the room was gagging man, we all bailed."

by Libdem June 1, 2016

Jurassic Parp

an emission of wind so awful it would bring tears to the eyes of a dinosaur

cor, bloody hell what a Jurassic Parp! ugghh

by Uncle MacTipps October 1, 2010

jebus parp

Nice smelling fart

Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.

by sexylover1million April 5, 2014

rules of parp

1: a code that all followers of Parp must follow:

1: Be Random
2: You can be ordered as long as it LOOKS random
3: Always use the word Parp when appropriate
4: Always follow up the word Parp with a random act.

See also Parp and Parp-Bot

1: NO EXAMPLES I SAY!!!!!

by g28401 September 16, 2005