Politowski 

1.One who has more Liver spots then hair on his head.

2.One who makes love to little children named Matt Rasmussen.

1.It is fun to play connect the dots with a Politowski
2.Matt Rasmussen is having a quickie with a Politowski.

Politowski by NickColinNicoleSusanKatieKatarinaNicoleValerieStef January 28, 2003

Politowski 

a person you don't personally know, but you've heard is gay

Are you saying Mr. Politowski is a politowski?

Politowski by jew doctor January 27, 2003

Politowski 

a polish lebowski

if a blond and a politowski jump off a cliff....which one will land first?

Politowski by dimensio January 31, 2003

Politowski 

1. A man with about 5 or less years left to live.
2. One who would be in a home if not for his stubborn nature.

Politowski is a politowski with a politowski plan.

Politowski by See Politowski in 5years...Satan February 1, 2003

Politowski 

Someone who dreams of becoming a lawyer, but just cant get it up anymore.

Politowski by giorgio helge January 22, 2003

Politowski 

A manic depressant that can flip out at any second!!

Putting hair spray to keep the comb over, in the right spot.

Politowski by ABCPOLITOWSKiiiii January 27, 2003

palitosis 

The state of accepting chronic shit breath due to the longevity of the friendship
This is a dual partnership between the shit breath individual as well as the condoning party.

A:"Your friend over there has breath like none other did his tongue die?"
B:"Its always been that way since we were kids It has permeated everything he speaks to. into , or falls asleep on. I honestly just accept it at this point."
A" Dude you have come down with a real case of palitosis"

palitosis by pairofdeez October 15, 2012