Pantyhose

A woman's best friend when she hasn't shaved

Look how smooth her legs look, she must be wearing pantyhose.

by oy angelina March 28, 2011

Pantyhose affect

The pantyhose affect is when a schoolgirl wheres pantyhose and instantly becomes more sexier.

Bob: “when ella wheres trousers she looks shit but shes sexy with pantyhose”

Tyler: “its called the pantyhose affect”

by Maleschoolboys October 17, 2018

femme pantalon

What you call a guy who is wearing trousers that look like they were bought in topshop, This term was made in france so we decided to call him woman trousers in french, can be shortened to femme

Hey Femme Pantalon
What?

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

Beefcake pantyhose

A term for pantyhose that are designed for plus-sized women. i.e. Queen size.

I'd hate to watch her try to pull those beefcake pantyhose up over those massive thighs.

by DMills July 25, 2009

pantalones

a spanish word meaning pants

guy: El diablo en mi pantalones es en fuego para tu!
girl: (slap)

by santaporn March 10, 2005

distant viewing pantyhose

Ones with runs; worn only when one can avoid being seen up close.

It's Wednesday, two days before pay day; and I'm down to distant viewing pantyhose. Boo hoo!

by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 26, 2005

crotchless pantyhose

A kind of pantyhose a woman wears so she dosen't have to pull then down to get fucked.

Kathy's wearing crotchless pantyhose.

by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009