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punometer

A particular friend or acquaintance whose reaction is used to measure the success of a pun. Usually selected based on their lack of approval of puns in general.
The joke went down well, but my usual punometer wasn't there, so I don't know how good it really was.
by TheJ9 June 1, 2011
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panomni-sexualistic

This phrase describes the sexuality of someone who is deciding whether they are gay or straight. This term is usually used in Belfast northern ireland
The girl was panomni-sexualistic and had yet to determine which gender she loved or if she loved one at all
by mylivereinactment May 21, 2018
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Pacome

a term generally used to define a women who is know for being a whore, dumb bitch, rug muncher, and or snob.
She was being such a pacome last night, i wanted to fill a pillow case with bars of soap and deliberately beat the shit out of her.
by rollypollyolly April 23, 2011
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pianomegaframe

ramming your erect penis hard into the eyes of a polar bear while you are covered in a mixture of gravy and semen.
johnny really gave that polar bear a pianomegaframe he'll never forget.
by bertha rollins October 11, 2006
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pantmelons

An impressively large set of testicles.
Will has the biggest pantmelons I've ever come across.
by Evie Boobsalot November 27, 2012
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Panomia

The country that occupies a small eastern strip in the continent of Austrailia. Led by King Pablo, who was recently overthrown in his attempts to put taxes on capital punishment.

Created by an doomed nerd with an extremely small penis who was idiotic enough to pronounce the word "pneumonia", with the pronunciation pa-no-mi-a. What a fucking dumbass.
The country of Panomia would now like to commit to the UN in order to have a voice in our growing world peace & order.
by uLtEmAj1C April 7, 2005
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Planometer

(Plan*om*eter)When you plan your day or a certain period of time so rigid, you are defined by others as a Planometer
Stop being such a planometer! You always have such a strict schedule,that you never have any leisure time
by MoMento May 24, 2015
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