lavav pand

When you hump the fish in a pond and then eat them

“Hey David I’m gonna brb I have to to go lavav pand”
“Oh ok have fun”

by Miranoleasseater January 20, 2021

Pande

a person who has little to no self respect and brags about everything and is never happy also has a shitty taste in everything.

stop acting like a pande

by damalacuious November 1, 2020

Pand

the goat

Yo bro you know pand??? He's the goat fr

by chunt May 26, 2024

Panding

The action of placing an edible fruit or vegetable inside someone's rectum whilst another slowly takes bites upon said fruit or vegetable until it is finished, and faced is fully submerged in cheeks

"Hey i found this really girthy cucumber would you like to go panding later today."

by ToasterTart July 22, 2024

Pand

A verb describing the act of buying fake merchandise from the online website “pandabuy”.

I just got some new Ultraboosts but I’m gonna return them after I pand some black Yeezys.

by slattham January 10, 2024