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Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!
Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!
by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013
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the paddington bear

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.
I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.
by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006
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padding

The act of wearing a pad or tampon without being on your period, as a precaution just in case the flow begins while out in public.
Girl: Dammit, my period was due on Thursday. If I keep padding like this I'll run out when it finally comes.
by Kitty Pockets June 27, 2009
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Padding

Fluffing your post count with pointless response in a message board.
Jackskeleton is just padding his post count in the word association thread.
by xavier j. November 27, 2003
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doggy paddling

the act of slapping a persons butt cheeks with your balls while fucking them from behind(doggystyle)
Once I started getting into my rhythm I was doggy paddling her good
by PrivateJes July 9, 2010
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piddling

verb (used without object), piddled, piddling.
1.
to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around):
He wasted the day piddling around.
2.
Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate.

U.S uses piddling to mean wasting time.
U.K uses piddling to mean urinating
U.S = I'm bored so I'm piddling round the house getting jobs completed

U.K = I wish the dog would stop piddling all over the carpet
by Hanamanah November 13, 2016
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padding squad

it's the bad bitch clique. you have park jimin, taemin, kai, sungwoon, timoteo, and others. you have the idol with the fattest ass in there as well as the one with the flattest, diversity. also, all of these motherfuckers can dance for some reason. 3 of them being the best dancers in korea.
#PADDING SQUAD: everybody wanna be us, on top of the industry
by jiminism February 10, 2020
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