productive procrastination

A form of procrastination in which you refrain from doing other work by productively wasting time on only a part of the work you are already doing.

In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.

Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.

by AmyRamen September 9, 2009

Productive Procrastination

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.

Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."

by AKM178 February 22, 2011

productive procrastination

what your NOT doing right now!

do your homework you lazy ass

by preacher of the holy church of Sri May 4, 2004

Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.

Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.

by bevanp July 27, 2010

productive nigga hours

hours 6 a.m to 8 a.m when niggas are the most productive

hey NIGGA wanna smoke at sad nigga hours?
Nah Nigga i gotta get up and hustle at productive nigga hours

by DjFlacid August 12, 2017

productive citizen

A MAN or woman who take care of there responsibilities, at all costs.

Dude , instead of tryna be fly, how bout being a productive citizen and take care of your responsibilities.

by Loud and Proud June 2, 2016