Guy #1: "Hey did you hear Bob is in prison?"
Guy #2: "No. What happened?"
Guy #1: "He got drunk, went up to a cop's house and knocked on the front door, and pissed on the cop when he opened the door."
Guy #2: "No. What happened?"
Guy #1: "He got drunk, went up to a cop's house and knocked on the front door, and pissed on the cop when he opened the door."
by #1 Sicilian February 24, 2010

"No way I'm showering in the prison shower at her apartment."
"That gas station had some serious prison bathrooms."
"That gas station had some serious prison bathrooms."
by runningandreading June 10, 2014

A great place if you want a long vacations from home and good people. All you have to do is commit a good crime and get caught.
Why do I have to go to prison for stealing? Baseball players do that all the time and they don't get in trouble!
Don't be such a idiot!
Don't be such a idiot!
by imaguythatknowswhatwordsmean March 2, 2015

by BRANDONEVANS October 9, 2008

Ralph has been back in the joint so many times we call him a "prisoneer".
Ralph is back in jail after being caught on camera again...he is such a prisoneer.
Ralph is back in jail after being caught on camera again...he is such a prisoneer.
by wordsrme May 27, 2009

by Hmokaysuckmynan January 21, 2020

by tudorcretu June 10, 2020
