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pillow priority

a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority
dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....
by just your avg white girl April 29, 2020
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lowest priority

Shopping at Lowes Hardwareto keep Home Depot from getting any bigger, or richer. Although, Lowe's is just a wannabe Home Depot anyway, and not a roots mom and pop store, so, aside from cutting Depot out, it's a relatively meaningless gesture.
"Man the Zeller's Ace ain't got cement plank siding, and Home Depot's trying to kill on my business with their shitty contracors, guess it's time for the Lowest Priority next town over."
"Yeah, screw the Home Creep Show."
by Al Chohal July 23, 2015
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Priority nut

Having to nut aka ejaculate ,no matter when or where you are at
Dude,“I got a priority nut to do rn.” “You gotta do that rn ?”
by Did nazi that cumming November 10, 2018
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Poo Priority

(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.
Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!

Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?

Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..
by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011
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priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.
You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.
by Nikonym July 2, 2018
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Priority woman

A woman what prioritize you lover, herself, children, family, husbank; the rest are invisible. A creepy doesn't exist for she.
A priority woman ignore or block everywhere a creepy what is disturbing too much in you social network
by barbaroja March 24, 2023
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pussy priorities

someone who puts their girlfriend before all else
sorry dudes i cant hangout tonight i got pussy priorities
by pissdrinker7000 May 4, 2023
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