Pop-Tart

somebody that claims to be tough...hard on the outside and soft inside.

Don't worry about that guy, he's just a Pop-Tart

by Bravo "Dre" Marentz August 2, 2007

Pop Tart

An act of fellatio during the morning following a night of sexual intercourse

Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a Pop Tart.

"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a Pop Tart!"

"Honey, do you think I could get a Pop Tart when we wake up?"

There's no better way to start your day than a nice Pop Tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!

by WorldClassic May 18, 2009

pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.

"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"

by geezitron December 9, 2009

Pop-Tart

One who acts stupid and/or dumb

Why are you acting like a pop-tart?

by Fear81 June 27, 2019

pop-tart

someone who just sucks at everything

wow you can't quickscope??!?! fucking pop-tart...

by rosiesraindrop May 20, 2015

Pop tart

a female that looks attractive from the front but is disappointing when they turn around

"Kelly is a pop tart because shes a 10 from the front, but a 0 from the back"

by BR!@N August 1, 2008

pop tarts

A nickname given to a person, almost always a girl but sometimes a fat guy, when there nipples are visibly erect.

Check out pop tarts over there, and it's not cold in here.

by sheeplostsanity June 29, 2004