pon

When your trying to look up "porn" but instead type in "pon"

Fuck i just typed in pon instead of porn

by Saturdays are for the boys July 2, 2017

PONNED

THE ACTION OF BEING BITCH SLAPPED WITH A TAMPON. A GREAT INDICATOR THAT YOU JUST PISSED OFF A WOMAN ON THE RAG!

I WAS SO PISSED OFF I PONNED HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW!" - OR- "YOUR CHEEK HAS A STRANGE BRUISE,WHAT HAPPENED?" "OH THAT? I GOT PONNED BY MY WIFE LAST NIGHT. I DESERVED IT."

by CRUEFAN February 25, 2011

pons

A mental illness with symptoms similar to tourettes and OCD being smashed together in a single head.

A person with Pons will not be able to touch certain things, have to touch most things, and have to go around everything while screaming at a high pitch.

When i tried to shake his hand, Dustin danced away from me. His pons must be acting up.

by Griffith Page February 23, 2008

pon

abbreviation standing for "peace out nigga", used commonly online to introduce your departure

aight, i'm out, pon1

by Pat NH December 28, 2005

Pon

A tampon

"Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go change my Pon"

by Pon May 11, 2014

ponning

Using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. Other forms of liquor may be used, as well as other orifices.

Derived as a shortened version of "tamponning."

I think Kevin K is drunk, but he's not drinking! He must be ponning.

by Lance S. July 22, 2011

pon

An American slang term for tampon.

"Damn! The string broke offa my pon and I hadda get it out with my fingers."

by Arjay May 2, 2006