patriots

syn. - To Choke, To choke under pressure, can't win when they need to, THE BIGGEST LOSERS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1:Did you see that guy lose that game?
Person 2:Yeah! He must have came from the New England Patriots.

by cacapoopoopeepeeshyre January 11, 2009

Patriots

The greatest team in NFL history. About to complete the first 19 game undefeated season. Set records for; most points scored in a season, most touchdowns in a season, largest point diiferential in a season, most touchdown passes in a season and most touchdown receptions in a season. Enroute to their 4th NFL Championship vanquished, Dallas, Indianapolis, Pittsburg, San Diego, Jacksonville, NY Giants, Washington all of which were playoff teams.

19-0 is all that need be said about the 2007 New England Patriots.

by McCluskey January 27, 2008

Patriots

A bunch of hot football players!

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by AFlac Jack January 25, 2005

Patriots

beer or soda(energy drinks)

hand me some patriots like red bull,etc..

by SideVT April 4, 2009

Patriots

A well picked, cheating, but still great football team.

The Patriots should have beat the fucking Giants in the superbowl!

by Jimi B. February 4, 2008

Patriots

Patriots is a shitty football team that will never win another Super Bowl for 50 years and with never ever beat the Eagles because the patriots suck.

Hey do you like the Patriots?
No, the Patriots suck at football!

by SupremeHeem February 4, 2018

Patriots

This team is the nastiest skank bitch in the NFL. Do not trust them. They are fugly sluts.

"Did you that the Patriots are going to the super bowl this year?
"Yea, I wonder how many footballs they deflated to get there."

by PumpkinPieGirl January 29, 2017