Up Onto

A term used for somebody that is just sexually attracted to somebody. They just wnats to have sex with them, not date them or anything.

Guy 1: Look at that girl! She's hot, why dont you date her?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm just up onto her.

Girl 1: Wow, that guy stares at me! I wonder if he wants to date me?
Girl 2: I think he is just up onto you.

by Daschy September 19, 2009

hold onto my mash

hold onto my dick

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

Owatonna

Small town in southern Minnesota with about 25,000 people. Named after Princess Owatonna

The Owatonna Huskies are the state champs at wrestling.

by Joe Rinaldi June 11, 2006

Crack onto someone

To crack onto someone is an Australian phrase meaning to hit on someone, or make a move on someone.

"I was at the club last night and this jackass just came up and started cracking onto me, so I shot him four times in the leg"
"Pff, the jerk. He can't just crack onto someone like that"
"I know! Anyway, I called the hospital and they say he'll never walk again"

by Nuckpang February 23, 2008

ownzone

A place that someone visits after they are completely and utterly owned.

Commonly followed by:
gf neckbeard u mad?
Welcome to the ownzone!

Hey nerd, this is our system. Welcome to the ownzone. You are about to lose your entire fleet. Good Fight nerd.

by eveisreal October 10, 2012

ontological

1. The adjective form of ontology. 2. A word for which no non-pretentious use exists outside of a philosophy class.

When I asked a hottie if she knew what "ontological" meant, she unceremoniously slapped me with a dictionary.

by brownacre_1 July 13, 2019

Ownzors

Somewhat common Videogame Slang. Means "To Own", which connotates victory on some level.

Dude, I Ownzors you!

by warbear2 November 12, 2003