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Optimus Prime

An immortal robot from outer space, he has come back to life a million fucking times and loves saying the word hour in a fucking sentence. He also can't stand 5 seconds without an introduction.
I am optimus prime, leader of the autobots. Will you assist us in our darkest hour?
by wEirD RanDo March 27, 2021
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Pirates of Optimization

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line
by decompresion December 21, 2008
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optimum wifi

THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS
random: Yo wanna play somethin
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there
by ThisIsNotNox October 16, 2020
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Ootin

Short for “shooting” , New York slang
“Ootin at n*ggas I don’t give no sympathy
by SugarHillMindset April 19, 2023
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Optimus prime

A robot who in every show and every movie and EVERY FUCKING BIT OF MEDIA EVER has to die and come back to life in the literal next episode or season oh and don’t forget his most famous line: I AM

OPTIMUS PRIME!!! BECAUSE WE NEED TO KNOW THAT MORE THAN WE ALREADY DO “ Auto bots roll out the bullshit
by Wryy master DIO November 23, 2020
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Optimum Pride

Putangina Si Optimum Pride. Pooookenangina Si Optimum Pride uurh uurh eerh eerh eee. Babe si Optimum pride oh uurh uurh eerh eerh eee
by Optimum Pride November 3, 2021
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M.M. Optimization

The idea that the Goffyistic ideal of the self can be found by optimizing the time spent in "M.M." and in "daily life" in such a way that one's social relationships are upheld.
"Jack has achieved M.M. Optimization - nobody even thinks what he's doing is stupid anymore!"
by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022
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