Oneonta

The shittiest place in the galaxy
also known as "Stoneonta" because most teens/preteens and some adults have drug or drinking problems.

there is nowhere and nothing for teens and shit who wanna have fun and thats why we turn to drugs for our happiness.

we turn into hippies and then we die.

believe me with this, bro.

i LIVE here. and not some dumb college kid whos in Oneonta for a few years.

by getnakedbroskis August 26, 2011

onetone

A person with unvaried interests. These types of people usually try to appear interesting through their choice of clothes or music however, conversation with one of these people is absolutely dull.

"He's such a onetone, he always finds a way to talk about the alien argot of the avant-garde."

"My BF sucks, he's a onetone."

by puppiesncream January 24, 2012

onèné

A beautiful girl that is kind and good-hearted.

It's a proper noun. "Her names Onèné; she must be kindhearted."

by Onèné April 11, 2020

onionesque

Adjective
1. Possessing of a quality similar to the articles and videos published on The Onion - that is, possessing a quality of being seemingly satirical, ridiculously unreal, and/or fictional.

The article posted on The Huffington Post today was very onionesque - at first, I actually thought it was from The Onion.

by Tyenkrovy October 16, 2011

SUNY Oneonta

City of hills, my ass city of snow. The snowflakes take steriods, we get pwnedby snow and the nightlife is expensive.

Damn it's cold here in Oneonta.

by a college student here March 2, 2005

Oneonta High School

More known as Stoneonta High School, the only good school in Otsego County where all the rad kids are. The skaters, basketball players, lacrosse players and baseball players are all fine. Where volleyball is the main sport just because spandex and rape and teen pregnancies are normal. Not the party school of the town but known for some good raves.

Yo, I'm headed to a party hosted by the seniors at Oneonta High School, wanna come?

by edwarrior5life August 13, 2014

Enchilada of Oneonta

A sexual maneuver in which a partner with braces rubs the metal back and forth across the other partners butt hole until bloody. Thus creating the "enchilada sauce." Invented in Oneonta, New York in 2004 by a young lady with braces and a very adventureous boyfriend, the move swept the nation attracting pedophiles around the world.

Young jenny wanted to make a lasting impression on Jordan so she used the Enchilada of Oneonta.

by Bob Spanky February 20, 2009