One Day Charlie

someone who cycles to work every day apart from when it rains

Look over there, there's fucking old One Day Charlie

by Chris Lomas August 18, 2006

shut up no one cares day

on november you its shut up and stop being annoying as hell because no one cares at all

its shut up no one cares day go away i really dont care

by annoyingpenis November 01, 2019

for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad

A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.

Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.

by peepeeissmall April 08, 2021

one day a week criminal

football hooligan
from the book city psychos-shaun tordoff milo publishing 2002

I think most junior police ranks know us for what we are, perceived "one day a week criminals"

by cockneyjacko October 27, 2004

imma have it one day

Excerpt from a Playboi Carti's song "One Day" commonly used by men who witness an act of love between to individuals in a relationship, while they themselves are not in a relationship. The sight reinvigorates that sense of loneliness that they had briefly forgotten about. While this produces a sad mood in most, it can motivate other men to strive for greater achievements through their own self-improvement.

Yesterday, I saw this couple and they were practically inseparable. I told myself that imma have it one day, but lately I don't know.

by Midnyte_87 January 27, 2022

one day at a time

The comforting delusion that time is linear and sequential. A fond and impossible dream for anyone living in a simultemporal state.

Feeling the weight of past, present and future always upon him, he yearned to experience time as most others described their experience, moment by moment, one day at a time.

by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020

Macy's One Day Sale.

Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.

Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.

Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."

by Federal Pest Control January 08, 2013