if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

if there's grass on the pitch you can play

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003

If there is grass on the playing field

If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.

"is your girl old enought?"
"Hey... if there is grass on the playing field, then play ball"

by bhgtbtbhtbhtnh July 26, 2006

grass on the field

the pubic hair on a woman's cooch or man's nuts which make it look like a patch of grass

that woman has too much grass on the field and needs to shave it

by sensei September 9, 2003

grass on the field plays

A phrase meaning that as long as the girl or boy has begun growing pubic hair (grass on the field), then they are an acceptable person to have sex with (plays)- regardless of age.

Dude, your sister is looking hot lately!
Asshole! She's 10!
Hey, grass on the field plays.
You're sick man...

by Captain_G-Force February 28, 2018

You must be smarter than the grass you walk on.

Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.

"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."

by Set 9 Weightlifting February 6, 2008