Oklahoma

The state that sucks so much that it keeps Texas from slipping into the Gulf of Mexico.

Oklahoma sucks so much...

by Keith G. June 20, 2007

Oklahoma

That giant cloud of dust between Texas and Kansas.

Charles: I think we're lost. Are we in some kind of desert?

Peter: Worse. We're in Oklahoma.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Oklahoma

The worse state in the U.S!

Guy1: Shut up, you're from Oklahoma
Guy2: Yeah, I know..... =(

by OklahomaSucks July 25, 2009

Oklahoma

A Chinese terrible copy paste of Texas, that’s why it sucks compared to Texas

Man, why did I move to oklahoma it shure sucks

by Steakface87 February 21, 2019

Oklahoma

You all can go fuck yourselfs. I live here and none of this shit has ever happened to me, and ive been to Galveston, Texas, man I felt sorry for that shithole of a town. the only redeeming quality of that town was nothing. eat it. speaking of which at least I can spell.

No comment needed. Texas doesn't suck but I sure as hell wouldn't want to live there.

by LedHed4390 June 21, 2005

Oklahoma

No it's not a hick state...i mean there may be some hicks. but im definately not a hick. i go shopping 2 malls all the time..i play sports...and yes i do hate ou! i think they are stupid but w/e oklahoma isnt that bad

People who put every1 down from oklahoma are dumbasses...

by sportzchic January 19, 2005

Oklahoma

the worst state in the worst

fuck oklahoma

by plutonium1887 November 22, 2021