Oklahoma Stretcher

The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.

"Be carefull if you're hiking in Oklahoma! You don't want to get caught by the Oklahoma Stretcher!

by TsunamiDiesel October 17, 2022

Oklahoma state university

A college in Shitwater Oklahoma. This excuse for a university is home to people who didn’t get into OU and thought it’d be fun to act country for four years and also those who got in for free because their ACT score started with a 2. Everyone here is always heavily intoxicated to numb the pain of getting shat on by OU all the time, maybe that’s why they have no dignity and never openly admit they go to OSU.

Alex: Fuck I just got a 68 on my English final!
Mark: Well shit atleast that’s better than Oklahoma state university’s graduation rate.

by Icetrain47 January 26, 2021

Oklahoma State University

THE University in the State of Oklahoma that doesn't have a bandwagon for its fans.

Im a "bleed orange" fan of Oklahoma State University ... unlike the "gooners", we don't jump a bandwagon!

by OklahomaAmazon81 October 5, 2019

Oklahoma shotgun

The act of cumming in a water gun that's half way filled with red dirt, and after spreading the girls flaps real wide, squirting the stuff in like a shotgun.

I put extra red dirt in my Oklahoma Shotgun

by Cheesy bo beezy April 19, 2016

Oklahoma Snake Bite

An Oklahoma female's vagina is too loose, requiring 2 nails in the top of the vagina in order to acheive a satisfying sex experience. When the nails are taken out, the holes resemble a snake bite.

My mom just dropped her 11teenth youngin, so me and my dad had to give her an ole fashion oklahoma snake bite so we could keep fucking her (at the same time).

by sober_noob August 22, 2009

oklahoma shuffle

when one says they are going to do something but bails at the last minute.

Bill said he was gonna be here. Looks like he pulled the oklahoma shuffle on us

by Aldito August 12, 2016

Oklahoma State University

The second place college in Oklahoma. It has low standards for acceptance and boasts an impressive Agriculture and Veterinary program. It is where people that do not get into OU attend.

Person A: I got into Oklahoma State University!

Person B: Who hasn't...?

by Regretful OSU Alumni May 20, 2011