National hurt your short friends day, this is a day to do whatever negative things you wish to impose onto your short friends. This day is also Halloween so bonus points if you do this in a costume.
Tall person: “Oh look it’s October 31st I can go throw my short friend against a wall”
Short person: “oh no it’s October 31st I don’t want to be kicked in the kneecap”
Short person: “oh no it’s October 31st I don’t want to be kicked in the kneecap”
by Rat face Mr. man October 29, 2020
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Please, just shut the schools.
Please, just shut the schools.
by PleaseShutSchoolsBJ October 31, 2020
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Person “hey it’s October 31st what are you doing tonight”
Other person “idk what am I supposed to do”
Person “it’s fucking Halloween”
Other person “oh- I knew that”
Other person “idk what am I supposed to do”
Person “it’s fucking Halloween”
Other person “oh- I knew that”
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