Yo son, stop sittin around eatin oreos and get over here.

Pertains to someone who is slacking off or not doing what one is supposed to be doing. Procrastinating, putting things off, slacking.

Yo son, stop sittin around eatin oreos and get over here.

by wahili October 10, 2005

You Obviously Love Oreos

The TRUE meaning of Yolo

Random Dude 1: YOLO!!!! *about to jump off roof*
Random Dude 2: You Obviously Love Oreos!!!! *gives the guy a pack of Oreos*
Random Dude 1: WTF???

by Eminemdude297 November 4, 2014

Embr'oreos

The act of eating a womens embryo without permission and serving cream between two separate embryos to create a timeless dessert.

I fed my wife her Embr'oreos last night, now were getting a divorce

by fetus-queen November 2, 2019

Making Oreos

A euphemism for making sweet love.

"Me and my sister were making oreos," said Ryan.

by Zenguin March 11, 2022

Break out the Oreos

To celebrate, especially prematurely. See: 1994, Plano East vs John Tyler high school football highlights. Applies to any and all situations in which exuberant celebration is called for

1: The announcers broke out the Oreos a little too soon when they proclaimed their team the winner

2: DeSean Jackson was so busy breaking out the Oreos, he forgot to not throw the ball away before crossing the goal line.

3: “I just got elected president, break out the Oreos, baby!”

3 hours later...

“They’re recounting votes in Florida? Damn...broke out the Oreos too soon...”

by Alex-2598 May 22, 2021

The Best Oreos

What is objectively the best variation of oreos.

This is for sure the best oreos.

by Mellon. ping September 5, 2021

Double Stuffed Oreos

The codeword one uses when they want their friends to know it's time to fight.

Guy #1: "This douche is pissing me off!"
Guy #2: "DOUBLE STUFFED OREOS!!!"
Rest of Guys: "It's going down, betches!!!"
Guy Pissing Everyone Else Off: "I best get out of here before I die..."
*Fight commences*

by BETCH! May 10, 2010