Ontario Works

Official sponsor of the Rockefeller Weekend and thousands of three-day millionaires

Ontario's version of welfare.

Can you spot me a twenty piece until Friday? I'll have my Ontario Works then.

by -30- May 15, 2005

ontario mills

it was the place to be if you lived in the inland empire....before victoria gardens came. it's just a ghetto place filled with outlet stores where the people are gross and rude.

ew. you went to ontario mills?

by Desiree Jones December 27, 2007

Ontario Eye Candy

When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.

"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"

by the semen banditz December 16, 2008

Ontario Canada

The world's worst place to be born causing 6.5 million suicide attempts in 30 years with their slavery and degradation and wars

Graduated licensing is a agist exclusion hate crime under agism in Ontario Canada or any Canadian provinces

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Ontario Canada Catholic School

Shitheads that ruin every sporting event and are racist pricks

that motherfucker from the ontario canada catholic school used racial slurs against other students during the game.

by ARVM April 30, 2022

Ontario Brothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers, Ontario Brothers are bonded by getting to second base with the same girl.

Man, me and Peter both finger-banged the same girl, guess now we're Ontario Brothers

by Ihartfluffysocks October 14, 2015

Ontario Tech University

Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.

Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.

"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"

by UOITStickyMan November 24, 2021