Number 3

The act of sexually pleasuring one's self in a destructive or graphic manner

Phil, i'll be back, i'm doing a quick number 3

by TheSlipperyCheezeWhiz October 28, 2020

Number 3

To go both number 1 and number 2 at the same time
Both pee and poop

I mostly go number 3 so I feel much better now

by Inugami98UwU June 30, 2020

Number 3

When you go to the bathroom to pleasure yourself. You're not going number 1 or number 2.

"You ate too many oysters at lunch and began running hot, so you went to the bathroom to go number 3."

by Mr. Account Manager February 19, 2010

Number 3

Going to the bathroom, and jerking off.

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and do a number 1...and a number 3

by Opiepost69 April 16, 2018

Number 3

noun - semen
verb - to ejaculate

Often used in the context that one would use the phrase "number 1" or "number 2" to describe bodily functions or fluids."

"Dude, I just took the biggest number 3 all over my ex-girlfriends bed."

by Fob Star November 03, 2009

Number 3

OK people so you guys are getting this number mixed up. its number 1= Urinate | number 2= shit| and the famous number 3 = Piss, Shit, Repeat

Rick: ayo dude imma go to the bathroom
Ashton: HEY HEY HEY what numba u doin?
Gustav: YEAH WHAT HE SAID
Rick: ok ok guys chill out im taking a number 3
Ashton: ah. the good ol' number 3. there are extra some extra toilet paper rolls in the closet.
Rick: Ight thanks

by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 05, 2020

number 3

a flaming, liquid, explosive, makes-you-grab-onto-the-nearest-object-for-support, kind-of-feels-like-a-butthole-abort, butt clenching wet chunky, don’t-let-it-in-your-mouth-or-it’ll-taste-funky, stew, don’t-let-it-brew, horrifying poo poo, sweat-inducing, buttocks-loosening, toilet-bowl-cruising, you-bet-you’re-losing, when-it-drops-toilet-water-plops-and-makes-you-hops-off-the-toilet-before-you-drops-to-the-ground-and-cry, super-soaker. internal-poker, buttcake-muffin, organ-stuffin, leaves-you-huffin-and-puffin, brown-town, makes-you-frown, don’t-let-it-pile-up-or-you’ll-drown, if-you-survive-you-deserve-a-crown-your-insides-have-been-grinder-up-ground, lumpy, chunky and round, don’t-make-a-sound, life-of-death, out-of-breath, mop-it-up, take-a-dump-in-a-cup, snotty, juicy, dum-dum-bubblegum, spraying everywhere, watery diarrhea.

ryah: last week i took a number 3 and i haven’t been able to walk since!
haset: really? last month i had a number 3 and i haven’t felt safe using a bathroom since!

by pissbaby67 June 11, 2021