Nosedive

When you go to kiss someone and accidentally headbutt them with your nose

Guy 1 : "Dude, I was totally getting on with this girl and then...."
Guy 2 : "Then what?"
Guy 1 : "I nosedived"
Guy 2 : "Oh"

by MyTwinBrotherIs.... January 17, 2009

Nosedive

When you penetrate your girlfriends vajayjay while going down on her.

A. So I was going down town with the missus last night and I ended up dunking my nose in her c**t, she freaking loved it!
B. So you nosedived her, hey.

by Strange Eliza February 5, 2025

Nosedive

When you penetrate your girlfriends vajayjay while going down on her.

A. So I was going down town with the missus last night and I ended up dunking my nose in her c**t, she freaking loved it!
B. So you nosedived her, hey.

by Strange Eliza February 5, 2025

New Zealand Nosedive

A vehicle(especially a jeep) that is slammed on the front end and lifted on the back end

Chris: Jace, did you really get a New Zealand Nosedive?
Jase: Yes.
Chris: It looks gay as fuck.

by MexicanForeskinMonster November 27, 2022