Noddy 

He is the most great guy in this world universe everyone loves him he is cool 😎 so cool cooler then ice he is hot he is tall he has money he is a very very very very hot 🔥 person he is the richest star in the whole universe if u know a noddy it means u know a guy who will save the whole universe 🔥🔥🔥

Noddy is the greatest person ever .every noddy is great but there is one noddy who is on the another level be noddy be the greatest

Noddy by Nooddy November 23, 2021

Noddy 

When a girl sucks another mans penis

she gave me noddy

Noddy by suckwr October 7, 2022

Noddy 

Cunt

Why has Noddy got a bell on his hat?
Because he's a cunt

Noddy by TheRealNoddy June 20, 2023

noddy land 

An australian slang word meaning "to go to sleep" or "dreaming"

"Mate I'm tired, I'm off to noddy land"

"Get the couch ready cuz if I'm having custard with that Christmas pud, I'll be in noddy land by 2"

noddy land by Me'ol'ducker February 2, 2019

Noddy Badge

Related to the Enid Blyton Noddy books and the TV show.

Used to denote that somebody has gloated about an achievement which was in fact really minimal or that even a child could do.

"I beat my 8 year old cousin at chess".
"Well done, Mike. You're only 20 years older than her. You deserve a Noddy Badge".

Noddy Badge by Boeremuisie January 12, 2015

Noddy knock 

On your own

You've been spending too much time on your noddy knock.
(Or you've been spending too much time on your noddy)

Noddy knock by Rolleroy July 17, 2017

noddy holder

Someone that constantly, incessantly holds their penis.

Johns a bloody noddy holder.

noddy holder by Wetwhitewipes April 18, 2016