fucking noddy

An exclaimation to occumpany an occasion when someone has been tampering with your auto mobile. Especially if said car has been crushed to the size of Noddy's from the Enid Blyton books.

Fucking knees round my ears, in this FOUR FUCKING FOOT CAR that's only TWO FOOT SIX TALL! I mean, what am I, FUCKING NODDY!?

by DJ Basaran October 16, 2004

Noddy knock

On your own

You've been spending too much time on your noddy knock.
(Or you've been spending too much time on your noddy)

by Rolleroy July 17, 2017

Hoddy Noddy

A fool, jokester

The teacher complained about a hoddy noddy disrupting her class.

by J/LO May 21, 2021

noddy holder

Someone that constantly, incessantly holds their penis.

Johns a bloody noddy holder.

by Wetwhitewipes April 18, 2016

noddy blinkums

A way to say good night and/or sweet dreams. Origin is a combination of the 3 fishermen's names in the Dutch lullabye "Wynken, Blynken, and Nod."

"I'm turning on the nightlight, honey. Noddy blinkums and sweet dreams."

by Stepho M. Miller May 27, 2009

noddy badge

When someone licks their thumb, and stamps another on the forehead.

Synonymous with stupidity, and wankers

p1: Whats a Noddy Badge??
p2: **stamps person with Noddy Badge**

by SXCTinkerbell February 5, 2007

noddy car

A noddy car is a poor looking and very cheap car, something like an old mk2 Nissan Micra or a Vauxhall Corsa B. These are generally disgusting chunks of metal on wheels, and are the type of car to be driven by the delivery driver of your local takeaway.

Ugh, just look at Olivia pulling up in that grim Corsa B, it's a right noddy car that is.

by A.SyndromeOfADown May 9, 2018