A gay ass person who’s high on meth and likes to pretend he’s harambae but behind his back everyone knows he actually looks like harmbae but can’t get any baes!
by Zaids fat hairline March 4, 2019
Get the Zaids Hairlinemug. John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.
by Butter-cup November 1, 2020
Get the French Hairlinemug. by Anonymous05118 February 1, 2019
Get the Alex's Hairlinemug. by Ollie14 September 21, 2016
Get the Hovering the hairlinemug. by black bins June 25, 2019
Get the forehead and hairlinemug. When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
Get the Chimpanzee hairlinemug.