Spidey-Whiteys

White male underwear as worn by Spiderman under his Spiderman suit.

SpiderWrangler got caught in his Spidey-Whiteys when he least expected it.

by Tasty McJuicy May 21, 2013

spidey massage

When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.

Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.

by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022

Spidey Mythic

The act of making the spider-man hand motion and using it to finger another male in the anus.

Bro, Travis just Spidey Mythiced me in the hallway, he's got to stop doing that. I was about to moan.

by SkinnyPenes March 1, 2022

Spidey fucked

Run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your cum pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. After cumming, yell "big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman", before throwing your fat ass out of the window.

"Hello, police, come quick, I've just been Spidey fucked!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

spidey slap

N, a hand full of semen slapped across the face of a hoe, skank or fuck buddy... often results in heightened rage in the partner, but bitch I don't care.

V, to ejaculate into one's cupped hand, then spread fingers (the man marmalade now resembles spider webs) and slap one's female counterpart across the face. (spidey slapped, spidey slapping)

N,"Nice spidey slap!!, you really showed that bitch what's up"


V, "That bitch wouldn't swallow my cream fillin' so I spidey slapped the shit out'a dat bitch."

by 70741 DOM1N4710N May 10, 2008

Spidey Sense

The hightened ability to smell weed. An ability that stoners gain over time to detect other stoners in public.

So then he went and... *sniff* ... my spidey sense is tingling.

by lumpkin face April 26, 2006

Spidey Mythic

An Item featured in the video game Fortnite. It was created exclusively for the Fortnite x Spiderman collab. It's a way of transportation that takes up one item slot and has 80 webs. You can swing on various structures and can be used to grab an item from afar. It can also mean the act of one male using his fingers to create the "spidey mythic" which is making a high five and then putting your middle finger and finger next to your finger down. Then with the 2 fingers that you put down, you finger another male's anus and yell, "SPIDEY MYTHIC!.

Matthew: Bro does anyone know where the spawns are for SPIDEY MYTHICS?
Joshua: Yeah, I think the SPIDEY MYTHICS spawn in the daily buldge.

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Matthew: Bro, Tarvis SPIDEY MYTHICED me in the middle of class and I almost screamed.
Joshua: Yeah man, Tarvis keeps on SPIDEY MYTHICING me too.

by SpideyMythic4Life March 1, 2022