naff twat

a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.

BEWARE OF THAT BOY! HE IS A NAFF TWAT! DON'T TRUST HIM! DOOOONNNNN'TTTT TRRRRRUUUUUSSSSST HIIIIIIIM!

by i love bj May 24, 2010

Naff

something uncool.

original meaning: "not available for fucking"

by damohasi April 17, 2003

naff

Unbearably and embarrassingly out of fashion and nerdy.

Naff things are: Parents trying to dnace to "modern" music, blue eyeshadow, blokes who ear socks with sandals, pigtails.

by jessickuhh October 22, 2008

Naffin

Naffin is used to describe individuals with great drive who are smart, ambitious, and successful.

You handled that problem like a naffin. We must act like naffins if we are to succeed.

by Dangelisms April 4, 2010

Snapper Naffers

A nice pair of boobs

Hey Earl, That girls got some nice Snapper Naffers

by BaboToon July 7, 2019

Naff

A word used in Great Britan to mean 'tacky', 'lame', or 'totally uncool'. Can also be used as 'nafty'.

John: Did you see her new haircut?
Mike: Yeah, it's totally nafty.

Kate: Like, why is she totally acting like all that?
John: Yeah, that haircut it naff and she knows it.

by Flemily April 1, 2009

Noof Naff

A retarded person, or some-one who acts retarded for no reason

*drops fork*
"god your such a noof naff"

by >>GoZoe<< March 9, 2010